Here he is! Isn't he dreamy?
"Wow, it is difficult to describe myself without sounding conceited...I suppose that friends would describe me as very friendly, soft and cuddly. I'm a great listener because I have big funky ears. My long neck, big eyebrows and crooked smile make most people laugh. I enjoy laying around a lot, so football season is my favorite.
"Who am I looking for? I'm looking for someone who is really really ultra-stressed out with work and/or personal issues. I'm not opposed to emotionally disturbed people as long as they're not prone to tearing the innards out of stuffed animals. I'm not big into the gym, so if you like to lay around, watch movies or sports and nap, we might be a good match. Pucker up, buttercup!"
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