The Smitten - gangster of gloves - can't keep your hands warm on your own, eh?This roaming phalangeror looks to flirt frivolously with any hands available. The Smitten targets a vulnerable market segment - affection-seeking humans who type on keyboards and mobile devices. Because we can't type in mittens, our fingers are freaking cold...and very lonely.
Trust me - the Smitten wants to own your phalanges. The Smitten is th
e thief of thumbs, plunderer of pointers, marauder of middle fingers, robber of ring fingers, and pillager of pinkies.
e thief of thumbs, plunderer of pointers, marauder of middle fingers, robber of ring fingers, and pillager of pinkies.Do not fall prey to the advertising scheme of the Smitten! Be strong, turn up your thermostat, and visit an online dating service immediately.
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